Sleep Deprived

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Saturday, May 27, 2006

I Have a Feeling He Ran Away to Get Snipped

I have found the only other thing besides seeing surgery being performed on the Discovery Channel or TLC that can make my husband cringe and squirm and want to crawl into a deep dark hole. The other day, I mentioned that, even though I bitched through my entire pregnancy that I would never again have the life sucked out of me by a parasite baby, looking at Rachel makes me realize that it was all worth it, and maybe I could do it again.

I'm still trying to find Ed. If anyone sees him, please tell him that I was only joking and to please come home because the Diaper Genie is full and the trash needs to be taken out.

Friday, May 26, 2006

I am a Nurse... Anyone Need a Shot? How About an Enema?

I finally graduated and I have a sweet new baby along with 2 not so sweet, but wonderful kids. I also have a husband who puts up with more shit than any man should have to, but loves me anyway, and Taylor Hicks won American Idol. Life couldn't get better.

Two of the hardest years of my life came to a close last night and I couldn't be happier. It was all made worth it when I walked across the stage to collect my diploma and pin, and I heard Anna yell, "Way to go Mama!"

Monday, May 22, 2006

Almost There

I'll update in a few days. Right now, I'm trying to muddle through finals while averaging 3 hours of sleep a night. Thursday is graduation, and then I'm home free for the summer. I plan on celebrating appropriately, which means I will likely be intoxicated for the next week.

In the meantime, here are some more pics of my perfect little poop factory. I mean that quite literally. This kid looks sweet, but the amount of crap that comes out of her tiny little body is just obscene.

Saturday, May 13, 2006

Sleep Deprivation Strikes Again (But It's Sooooo Worth It)

Rachel Lydia was born on May 5 at 12:40 p.m. She was 21 and 1/2 inches long and 8 lbs. Since she was born on Cinco De Mayo, our Hispanic friends are already planning one hell of a fiesta for her first birthday.