Oh, The Blond Jokes This Child is in For

I was sitting at our desk, writing a letter when I heard squeals of laughter coming from Cassie. I turned around to see what was cracking her up, and she ran past me, buck naked, with her panties off and hanging from the crack of her rear end. After dealing with Anna for almost six years, nothing shocks me anymore. So, I asked her calmly, "Cassie, what exactly are you doing?" She replies, "Look Mommy, I have a tail!" She cracked up again, turned around, and shook her booty at me.

Of course, this is the same kid, who a few weeks ago says, "Look! These are M&Ms, but they have W's on them!"


My little genius.